When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it

They’re like his annoying nieces

my pookie <3

0612123 | Miguel & Beter | ATSV

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There was a bet.

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Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

Dante and Virgil in Hell, painting by the painter William - Adolphe Bouguereau (1850).

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